Monday, July 3, 2006

These made me smile...




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  1. Alvin DyJuly 3, 2006 at 7:55 PM

    bwahahahahahahahahahahahaah
    you know it's not the first time i've encountered this in a chinese beauty product, there's this lotion before that you rub on your skin that's supposed to smoothen it.. and it removes horniness.

    i guess they meant to smoothen the bumps or something.

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  2. Alvin DyJuly 3, 2006 at 7:57 PM

    These are hilarious.
    thanks for the laughs

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  3. joni chamJuly 3, 2006 at 7:58 PM

    Anytime, Alvin. Anytime.

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  4. Papi :)July 3, 2006 at 8:07 PM

    oh. my. god.

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  5. joni chamJuly 3, 2006 at 8:09 PM

    Yes! Yes! Oh your god. And oh my hair!

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  6. Papi :)July 3, 2006 at 8:45 PM

    i need to go... rinse now...

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  7. Cheska LimJuly 3, 2006 at 8:46 PM

    lol. my god... they need translators! =P

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  8. joni chamJuly 3, 2006 at 8:53 PM

    Oh no. I like it better this way.

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  9. Sachin GJuly 3, 2006 at 11:18 PM

    Hand Raised for Teacher to Ask Question by an Idiot Last Bencher Student :

    Q1) Operation method of WHAT??????
    Q2) What that bluish/greenish/or whatever color looking tube is about? Shower gel??

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  10. joni chamJuly 3, 2006 at 11:24 PM

    A1) Operation method is basically "how to use." And that would be "how to use GREEN ERY Therapy" which is a perming product.

    A2) The tube? It's pink! Yes, a bath gel. I love it because it smells great and it can remove horniness.

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  11. Papi :)July 4, 2006 at 5:31 AM

    why would you want to remove horniness?

    more to the point, why would you want to remove horniness in this way?

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  12. jona cham-lagoJuly 4, 2006 at 8:55 AM

    this bottle clearly needs help from the bath gel. i detect excessive, uh, horniness.

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  13. acid42 lionel valdellonJuly 4, 2006 at 9:24 AM

    this is hilarious!!!!

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  14. acid42 lionel valdellonJuly 4, 2006 at 9:34 AM

    murang mura dito!

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  15. Ces C.July 4, 2006 at 5:49 PM

    hahaha! is that a department store?

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  16. Molly VelascoJuly 4, 2006 at 7:55 PM

    Obsessed with fuck much?

    This should be sent to http://engrish.com xDDD

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  17. gie santiagoJuly 4, 2006 at 11:11 PM

    hahahahah ni-hindi ko maimagine kung panu kya ang translation nyan sa chinese! "fuck" nu kinalaman nyan sa buhok..d ko talga maisip aling chinese word galing yan. hahaha

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  18. joni chamJuly 5, 2006 at 6:38 AM

    I could post a picture of the original Chinese then you could give us a more accurate translation... :D

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  19. Jp SarmientoJuly 6, 2006 at 4:44 AM

    Thank God you went to China miss! Share your knowledge. There is still hope. hehe!

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  20. Jp SarmientoJuly 6, 2006 at 4:49 AM

    Good for priests and nuns. The Catholic Bishop's Conference of the Philippines should import that and give away to all the parishes para wala ng magwewelga na magkaroon sila ng rights to marry.

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  21. joni chamJuly 6, 2006 at 5:01 AM

    Hahahaha! You have a point there, JP. Vince, that's the reason why some people would want to remove horniness this way. Oh wait, I'm not even Catholic...

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  22. Papi :)July 6, 2006 at 6:42 PM

    There is only one proper way to remove horniness. And even Catholics do it. *aminin!!!*

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  23. janice chamJuly 8, 2006 at 9:33 AM

    so what is it?

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  24. joni chamJuly 8, 2006 at 9:38 AM

    It's a bath gel. Achi Janice talaga, not reading the captions. Sigh.

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  25. janice chamJuly 8, 2006 at 9:42 AM

    oh! i asked too soon. is it for both men and women? what does the chinese word mean?

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  26. janice chamJuly 8, 2006 at 9:48 AM

    why do they even bother to put the english directions? it's being sold in china. the chinese don't understand it. the english-speaking foreigners DON'T either.

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  27. Sachin GJuly 9, 2006 at 3:57 AM

    Perfect questio. I guess just providing english text on product makes them International.

    Like Made in U.S.A brand (Which translated as Made in USA and Packed in Afganistan) hehehe!!

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  28. Miro .July 26, 2006 at 9:13 AM

    Nice to see.. how words can be differents means. I.E.: this ones both in Spanish, Portuguese and Italian means: "prostitute".....= puta...
    enlighted? hehehehe!!
    hugs
    Miro

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  29. joni chamJuly 26, 2006 at 5:12 PM

    I know :). That's why I posted it. Hehe. Filipino or Tagalog, which are heavily influenced by Mexican Spanish due to more than 300 years of colonization, also has the same word for prostitute. I would always giggle when I passed by that store that I just had to take a picture and share it with others.

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  30. joni chamJuly 26, 2006 at 5:33 PM

    Achi Janice, I think it's being marketed to women although men could use it to. That one is rose-scented. There are others. The Chinese basically means it can make your skin smoother, "removes horns" as in the roughness on one's skin. Get it?

    And yes, Sachin and Achi Janice, having something in English is for marketing purposes, more than anything. If there's English in it, then it's probably "imported" or "world class quality" at the least. They actually have a colonial mentality worse than former colonies. The Chinese wouldn't know any better since they don't understand it. It looks nice, all those letters put together. Looks exotic, even. Oh well.

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  31. jona cham-lagoJuly 27, 2006 at 8:16 AM

    well, they just wanna make sure.

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  32. Rowena PAugust 1, 2006 at 10:59 AM

    oh meh gosh.. what is that then... :D it had made me laugh... :D so hard that i almost fall down... hahaha... **** what a nice thing to translate things.. hahaha... thanks for the share it really makes me smile too... :)
    take care.. Joni... and all the best I wish you there in Beijing..
    -wena

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  33. joni chamAugust 1, 2006 at 4:11 PM

    Thanks Wena. Yup, I'm having a lot of fun here :D. As I'm sure you're having a wonderful time in Germany. :)

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  34. DidipusRex the FirstAugust 3, 2006 at 3:10 AM

    baka veterinary medicine?

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  35. DidipusRex the FirstAugust 3, 2006 at 3:10 AM

    or pang vampire.

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  36. DidipusRex the FirstAugust 3, 2006 at 3:11 AM

    hahahaha! ayaw ko magkaroon ng product na ito. ever.

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  37. DidipusRex the FirstAugust 3, 2006 at 3:12 AM

    pero tama naman yung sequence at least: Clean, Blow then Fuck.

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  38. dustin dizonAugust 4, 2006 at 9:20 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  39. Badong TrueasiatikOctober 7, 2006 at 3:37 AM

    bwahahahaha!!! just like www.engrish.com

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  40. XXXX YYYYOctober 10, 2006 at 4:32 AM

    yeah! what is it?

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  41. XXXX YYYYOctober 10, 2006 at 4:33 AM

    Wow! Pang Dental na Doktor!

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  42. joni chamOctober 10, 2006 at 4:39 AM

    It's a bath gel. You people don't read the descriptions. *shakes head

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  43. paolo javierNovember 2, 2006 at 6:25 AM

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha remove horniness?

    galing ka ba talga ng china? o you were just visiting then?

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  44. paolo javierNovember 2, 2006 at 6:28 AM

    hahahahaha isa pa tong nakakatawa ah hahaha

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  45. joni chamNovember 2, 2006 at 7:30 PM

    Mukhang tawang tawa ka nga a! Nasa China pa ko. I'll be back home in 17 days though. May countdown na ko e. Been here for almost a year and four months.

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  46. Topy ManaloApril 26, 2007 at 2:01 AM

    This one is cool....

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  47. Topy ManaloApril 26, 2007 at 2:01 AM

    Cool "ADS" here....

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  48. joni chamApril 26, 2007 at 2:29 AM

    Thanks Topy! Next time I go to China, I'm going to look for more. Hehehe!

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  49. angela ibarleJune 8, 2007 at 7:29 AM

    ohmygod laftrip!:))

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  50. angela ibarleJune 8, 2007 at 7:31 AM

    miss grabe ka.grabe tong album na to.naiiyak na ko.sa kakatawa mag-isa.=))

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  51. joni chamJune 11, 2007 at 6:26 AM

    Hahaha! Mabuti naman at napaligaya kita. :D

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  52. arnie boladoJanuary 25, 2008 at 3:50 AM

    weird....hehehehe...of course for tagalog..

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  53. arnie boladoJanuary 25, 2008 at 3:53 AM

    galit yata yung nagprint nyan...

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