My phone rang at around 6pm. It was Rain asking what I was doing and if I wanted to hang out at Sunrise's parents' place. Having no plans for the night except for sleeping, I said ok. We had a great dinner at Sunrise's, chatted up his parents and grandma, then we went off to buy fireworks.
I was never a participant at fireworks-lighting in my country. There were too many images of blown up fingers, missing limbs, and burned faces on TV each year to make it worth lighting an explosive. When it was the new year back home, I made it a point that I was indoors, with the windows and doors closed so the smoke wouldn't come in, and to reduce the level of noise as well. You'd probably find me eating. Or sleeping, with the reminder for someone to wake me up a few minutes before midnight. Or I could also be watching the New Year countdown on TV. I could be doing so many things save that I was safely inside the house.
But then there came China. Or more appropriately, I came to China. I was at first reluctant to participate in this fireworks madness, but being with two grown up men who suddenly turned into little boys at the sight of fireworks, I was left with little choice. In no time, I was also eagerly looking for things we could blow up. Interesting finds that we had: a potato, an egg, a styro, a plastic bottle, a bulb, oranges. We were running around the neighborhood like twelve-year old kids, vandalizing posters so we could have something to wrap our explosives in and at one time even plotting to blow up a window in an abandoned building.
I must note that I still think that the pinoy new year is noisier and far more dangerous. The only difference for me is that I was actually participating in the noise and danger here in China so that made it more dangerous for me. I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised that it was almost comparable to our fireworks back home. After all, they invented it.
Once we had our share of our juvenile fun, we went to Sunrise and Fashion's house, which was actually very near Sunrise's parents' house. We watched TV and waited for ZhaoBenShan to appear onscreen. This was the first time that I would actually lay eyes on the famous ZhaoBenShan so I was a little excited. A little backgrounder: I have been told many times since I came here that ZhaoBenShan is a "Chinese superstar" who used to be a farmer in TieLing. He is well-known and well-loved all throughout China, and he uses the DongBei, specifically TieLing, dialect in his comedy routines. When I finally saw him, I could understand perfectly why. He has the same charisma as Dolphy. In fact, if he weren't talking in Chinese, I would have thought he was Dolphy. I did not get more than half of what was being said but yes, I like him. ZhaoBenShan rules!
After watching ZhaoBenShan's skit, we went back to Sunrise's parents' house to eat dumplings. Dumplings are traditionally eaten during the Spring Festival. There's a Chinese saying that goes something like, "there's nothing more delicious than dumplings." I was told that in the olden days when people were so poor, the only time they could eat dumplings was on the Spring Festival. Everytime I hear stories like these (It's not even a story. It was just something that was told in passing), I always think of Angkong and how it must have been for him growing up in impoverished China and leaving everything to start a new life in a country that was free but was not always kind to him and people like him. On a ligther note, nope, no tikoy here. Tikoys must be a tradition from the southern parts because I have not seen a single one here. I really have to go and check out Fujian one day.
As we were stuffing ourselves with the dumplings, we totally missed the countdown and rushed to the TV a few seconds too late. Mei shi, we went back to the kitchen and ate some more. The 29th is also Rain's birthday and he was born in the Year of the Dog. Somebody once told me that if it's your year, you have to be careful because you'll be unlucky.
We went back to Fashion's home to hang out some more. We fooled around with the computer, played some cards, talked, they drank beer, etc. Sunrise showed me a red sash-like thing that he wears for protection. It turned out that Rain, Sunrise and Fashion were all born in the Year of the Dog. Rain explained that they had to wear something red to ward off I'm not sure, evil spirits, I guess. True enough, Fashion's red underwear was peeking out of his underpants. Rain said he also has a similar red sash but that he just wears red socks. I looked at his foot. Nope, he wasn't wearing them.
I wasn't there when it happened because I was in the bathroom. When I came out, there was a flurry of activity in the living room. It was flooded and Sunrise was trying to stop the water spurting out of the radiator. Because we never need a heating equipment back home, allow me to explain a little. There's this government regulated heating system that is mainly a big piece of metal that has hot water inside. I personally love these warm objects because, well, they're warm.
What happened was, as Rain explained to me, he picked up the guitar right next to the radiator. With the guitar, he accidentally and ever so lightly hit the radiator when suddenly, water was spurting out of it. It was quite busy after that since someone had to constantly hold the hole and try to lessen the amount of water flowing out. The basin had to continually be emptied, and the floor mopped (although there was no mop so we had to wipe and squeeze, wipe and squeeze with rags). The "repairman" came and told us that somebody would come to fix it the next day. He did turn off the water though so at least Sunrise and Fashion could sleep without the fear of drowning. They'd just have to take care not to freeze to death. Rain felt so horrible about it that he must have apologized a hundred times to both Fashion and Sunrise.
He should've worn his red socks. What was he thinking? Just because he's a foreigner the evil spirits would spare him?
I got home at around 3:45am. See, there's no need to make plans in China. Things just happen.
Your fireworks didn't sound too exciting. Perhaps it's too cold where you are...people are still lighting off stuff outside my apartment at four in the afternoon the day after! I guess tonight there will be another display of chaotic explosions...
ReplyDeleteHmm, I don't know. Coming from Manila where people would actually risk blowing up their houses, faces and what-have-yous, I'm a little unimpressed. I can still hear a few explosions going on outside too, but see, that also happens back home. Or maybe it really is just a lot crazier where you are.
ReplyDeleteRunning around the neighborhood and making bombs out of oranges was a lot of fun though. I'd never done that. Hehe.
I'm pretty sure that some people got blown up last night. I know for a fact more than a few windows (of people's homes) were blown out and I was almost hit by a few stray rockets that people were launching. I am trying to upload the video I took, but it is....grrrrr! You know how it is with multiply sometimes!
ReplyDeleteI actually wanted to write my entry when I got home early this morning but could not access multiply again so I just went to sleep. I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteI've never even tried taking and uploading a video although I have thought about it. Sometimes I want to make a movie out of my life here. All the sights and sounds just can't be put into words!
so, is fashion named fashion because he/she is fashionable or in the hopes that he/she *becomes* fashionable?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea. There's someone here named Smart and we always laugh so hard everytime he introduces himself, "Hi! I'm Smart!"
ReplyDeletehow does the radiator work? the hot water running inside it emits heat for the whole house? no hot air coming out like a heater?
ReplyDeleteI have a friend here named Eleven! Once I met a guy named Queen and another guy who said his name was Coffee. I don't know why they like these crazy names!
ReplyDeletei wonder if they even really understand what their names mean. or maybe they just like the sound of it. and the fact that it's english. hmm.
ReplyDeleteThe radiator does not emit air, just heat from the hot water inside. I read somewhere that this is actually environment-friendly. There are several radiators scattered in the house/classroom and I would sometimes be found curled up beside one, dozing off.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Queen! That's a good one! Is he gay?
Queen was rumored to have been gay...but of course, no one is gay in China, just really "friendly." Someone finally convinced him to change his name to Quinn. Note: He is still one of the oddest and most annoying people that I have ever met. He walked like a duck, his feet slapping the ground loudly with each step and his voice was like fingernails on a chalkboard.
ReplyDeleteJoni, how can a water-heated radiator in China be environmentally friendly? They heat the water in huge coal burning furnaces that vomit smoke into the air day and night!
Oops, don't get mad at me. I swear I read it somewhere. I think it's supposed to be because it uses biodegradable things or something to that effect. It's not my fault that they never mentioned the "huge coal burning furnaces that vomit smoke into the air day and night." Well, if that's the case, why don't they just have electric-powered heaters? Is it because it's cheaper to burn coals?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I knew he was gay! No offense to gay people. But that was really funny! Hahaha!
Not sure why they don't use the electric...maybe all the major heating systems were built during the super-communist era. Electric wouldn't be much different as they would probably burn coal to make the electricity too!
ReplyDeleteWell, the reason they dont use electricity is simple, they dont have much of it which is enough for 1.37 billion folks. Besides coal, they have a lot and a labour too to bring it out from mines. So equation is simple. Burn the cheapest available resources and get things done. Poor mother nature and poor people who work in those coal mines.
ReplyDeleteOops, sorry, I just came across your blog and started reading everything, and believe me, I like your style of writing.
Keep it up.
Good luck with your novel and hope I will get a chance to read it and get your signature on it some day when you become famous with your novel.
Thank you thank you thank you, sachya! Probably the best compliment a person can give me is that s/he appreciated my writing. I especially like it when it comes from a stranger because, well, my friends are such kind-hearted people and they could just be saying that they like what I wrote so as not to hurt my feelings. Oh well, you know how it goes. I will definitely have a big announcement once that freaking novel is done. It might take longer than necessary but I hope it'll be worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the info about the coals.