Stupid Calendar

I am soooo mad!

Here I was perfectly happy in my own little world in front of my computer when I heard a knock on my door. I took a peek and saw a tiny woman outside. She seemed harmless enough so I opened the door. It turned out that she was selling calendars. I politely said, no, thank you, I don't want one and tried to close the door. Because the door opens away from me, I couldn't close it without her stepping aside. She was standing between me and my door.

She kept on pushing a stupid red calendar with a drawing of a chubby man with long moustache to my hand. She proceeded to tell me the advantages of having a calendar in the house, and not just any calendar but this one with the stupid red Chinese characters and equally stupid red drawings which, I am assuming by the way she was talking and pointing at them, would bring me luck and happiness for the rest of the stupid year. I repeatedly said no, I don't want it, I don't need it, I'm busy, please go away. This went on for a long time. She said it only costs 1RMB and even showed me a 1RMB bill. 

She managed to step into my house. She was very insistent. At one point, I started to be scared of her. She could just push me away and grab my bag, which was conveniently within her reach, and run. She even tapped it a few times when she was asking for the money. And I wouldn't be able to chase her because I wasn't wearing enough clothes to be outdoors, chasing a stupid woman with her stupid calendars.

I gently pushed her but she was surprisingly heavy for such a small woman. And she smelled bad. Plus she was coughing at my face that I got really disgusted and gave in. I gave her 1RMB for the stupid useless calendar. When I handed her the coin, she asked for one more, holding up two fingers. She said it was 2RMB. The nerve!!! This made me really mad. I reached for my money and said, then I don't want it. You said 1! She had the coin securely in her hand. She just turned around and went upstairs to undoubtedly the next victim. But one more equipped for battles such as this. I feel so angry and helpless and I want to slam her head to the wall!

Grrrr!!! I am never opening my door to anyone ever again!!!